I want 2 things right now, you or a cig
cig
It took him longer to undo my bra than he lasted..
i am not listening to taylor swift on a pink ipod. totally not happening.
She made me add her as a friend on fb before she got into my bed... I sense a stalker
New favorite sorority...they made me pancakes in the morning and welcomed back the walk of shame girls with a round of applause
Dont judge me. Him and his friends got me drunk for free, the least i could do was suck his dick
she actually told me to ignore the cokeheads in the corner with knives.
dad just smoked me out. he's yelling at room service for not giving him cookies and milk with his towels...we're both too high to know if thats a legit complaint.
Like... Chilling at home with a movie, hang out? Or have sexual intercourse in the backseat if his car, hang out?
Everytime I know she spent a lot of time on her hair for one of our dates, I intentionally cum on the top of her head. That's how she knows I pay attention.
I decided that I do the same thing when i'm drunk with every guy who has a girlfriend...lecture them on how bad cheating is, then hook up with them. I'm like good cop, bad cop.
Theres was an instant understanding between us being drunk on the trampoline at four in the morning and the people walking down the road at the same time
Shes 18 and still has a curfew. it was great. didnt have to worry about her still being here in the morning.
I'm more of a "get high and take a bath" kinda guy.
My dick has a subreddit
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