The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
how the fuck does easy mac keep making itself at 3am when i'm wasted? what is this phenomenon?
the only thing i can think of after seeing avatar is "when are they gonna make avatar porn?"
We had literally Just finished having sex when he handed me a plan B and said he lied about wearing a condom.
who the fuck is that kid sitting with you...
I don't have any fucking idea. I woke up and he was there. I'm kinda creeped out.
I only have two new blunt burns this year as opposed to freshman year's 6. This is growing up.
He was in a gay KY jelly commercial. Jew male model. Reasons not to sleep with him. Go.
Do you think that my Facebook profile picture kinda look like im being raped by a 10 foot polar bear ?
Lesson of the night- sweaty dick can get stuck to ice, and require medical attention.
Michelle asked what I was wearing tonight. I responded with a g-string and plastic wrap. I've gotten no response since.
I made one of my coworkers cheers to me not being pregnant. I've never talked to him before tonight. Keeping it classy.
I need to be her Aladdin, and show her the world. The sex world.
hooked up with him and then had a conversation with his ex about how we hate people who hook up with our exs...
I am a taco. I am also really high.
I've always seen you more as a chimichanga.
Now I know Sunday Funday means fucking till you loose your voice.
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