So he says he needs "alone time" a day that he doesnt have to deal with anyone. should i be concerned?
I think in guy language thats " Im fucking someone else and dont want u catching me"
I feel like I got hit by a truck made out of Jack Daniels.
He said he had a gf but the monogamy was "only implied".
How's work?
Spinning.
Chasing tequila with honey. Ill let you know how it turns out.
I could of sworn you were praying in the strip club.
Either I spilled whiskey on my boobs last night or they are fermenting. Not concerned in the slightest
Um...celebrating is an understatement. You flashed the guy at the mexican restaurant and then screamed, "It's just my bikini, I swear!"
Having a midget officiate your wedding because you think it'd be hilarious: good idea or potential lawsuit?
most of the afternoon was spent sneaking around my house and alternating which bathrrom to throw up in.
YES. YOU ARE GOING TO HAVE SEX WITH ME WHILE I SING LES MIS.
You're just gonna have to make the sacrifice man.
I'm trying to hide in the table.
I just saw someone dressed as a bear leave your house on a motorcycle. I guess you guys are having a good time.
He fed me jello shota while i was sitting on the toilet and then he peed in the shower
WHY THE FUCK DID I HAVE TO FALL IN LOVE WITH A CONVICT
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