Hope the move went well! I'll miss you!
you are a cunt and I hated living with you and your skeezy boyfriend.Just thought I'd get that out there.
i just thanked the atm machine for giving me cash
I'm practically paying him in tacos to have sex with me.
We pretended the crowd cheering the Thunder's win was cheering for us while we had sex on the couch.
Her boobs take up a lot of room so God had to skimp on the brains
We fucked through the entire Destiny's Child album, it was a beautiful thing.
Well am going to a strip club before sun down, I dont think anything good can come from that.
I'm high and dancing to practical magic. Your needs for my penis can wait.
Paige is home safe.
Actually, she's here now, punching me in the face. You should've kept her keys.
I've decided that it's a bad thing. But I've also decided that I don't give a fuck.
But really, someone with a penis give me attention before I start posting nudes on Instagram.
he drove over two hours to fuck me and came in 3 minutes. he got mad when I asked him if it was worth it...
This girl was in the river screaming that someone didn't love her anymore...that's when the guy in a kilt claimed her...
Oh and ps....i was sleeping soundly until i woke up by the sound of amy on the phone with her mom sobbing hysterically because she cant stop having the shits.
Thanks for going with me today. It’s been a long time since I bought bra and panties because of a guy
It’s called “shopping for lingerie” and it’s one of the many exciting and sexy things that follow a divorce, along with sexting, sleepovers, and orgasms
But, our next lesson is picking up a younger guys at the bar!
Randomize
