Tampa is so boring. I'm dying. I want lots of cleavage at my funeral. If i cant get laid, i want my friends to. I'm that kind of person
I served up a girl her first a2m the other day. You would have been proud.
stayed up until 6am doing my presentation on buddhist art and the practice of chanting. took shots. did drugs. the powerpoint now includes a sesame street style game (with chicken/puppy clip art), an xzibit music video (and quotes about section eight and eating steaks), and a reference to a german metal band (universe). this is going to be the best presentation ever
Foreign porn with subtitles is a little disappointing.
Fell down a spiral staircase. Et tu vodka. Et tu.
dizzyuy bat. 3.453 lkos. hoit sx, now im single. blackouteed
so according the 72 facebook statuses i put up last night that i don't recall, i would say it was a success. how about you?
He looked at my vag and said "you have a nice situation down there. Good work"
Tomorrow morning i will black in to find a christmas tree in my room that i dont remember how i got. I love college
he said he'd buy me TWO burritos if I took my shirt off
I feel horrible. I brought her to your house like a late night pizza delivery and dropped her off.
Yeah! Just remind me to. I'll also bring the blow up penis
and then after the older sorority girl asked me his name she said "he gave me the rest of his mcdonalds and I decided to go home with him. it was the best that I could hope for my night"
we can no longer cook chicken in the house. his name is herbert, we are keeping him and can not eat his people in front of him.
i could only love him more if he was covered in glitter.
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