It doesn't have to be a walk of shame...just pretend he took you to breakfast.
No one shows this much boob at breakfast
Someone in my class is wearing shirt and on the back it says...National Bible Quiz Finalist 2006. Do you really expect me to find a guy here
I just wiped my face with a slice of bread. Lowest point of the night.
I hope his life after cheating on me is as good as Tiger's golf game is these days.
This dude. Just lost. A finger. He asked us for tape.
Yeah well I used to see how many bud lights I could slam down during the pledge of allegiance, my record was 4, but I could do better now.
I'm gonna win the lottery and buy chinchillas and tattoos for everyone
Oh my god I just remembered I bit a stripper last night.
WE'RE FINALLY ADMITTING THAT WE DESPERATELY WANT TO SCREW EACH OTHER. THIS IS WHAT PROGRESS FEELS
How long is enough time to schedule homosexual exploration... Like an hour?
So my quick shower turned into a "lay in the shower and let the hot water reign over you because you are too hungover to wash your hair" shower. I'll be there closer to 1:30!
She has "Massive Shits" listed as a turn off. That's very specific and there's a story behind it I bet.
Sweet, got a date tomorrow night
I don't think I have face palmed that many times in such a short period. And I've worked tech support.
Well he had a nice beard and it smelled good so there was no way I wasn’t going home with him.
We need to stop smoking. I just ran into a glass door.
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