I have no idea what her name is. I only remember putting my dick between her ass cheeks.
thats the only time ive ever had sloppy firsts
my periods are so regular now that they are sync-ed with my subscriptions of vogue.
We should write a comic book about the many adventures of your vagina. Maybe even give it a cape or something.
I guess you can say it's a tradition... whoever brings home the ugliest guy has to do all the cleaning the next day
It's a 2 hour train ride a 7 in the morning, of course we're bringing alcohol
Time flies when you're blacked out in a lake
Think of something healthy and responsible. Now think of the exact opposite, let's do the latter
Last thing I remember is ranting about hating pants. Woke up this morning pants less. Couldn't find them, decided to leave. Driving without pants is surprisingly liberating.
did i make more ranch sandwiches last night
you had 4
She just sent me a message. It's a poem, about eternal love, that she wrote, about us. Just because I took her home two nights - doesn't mean it's eternal love.
Tbh I would eat a grilled cheese off your dick.
It just so happens all of their names are Ryan, so I never have to change whose name I moan.
YOU ARE STRONGER THAN YOUR VAGINA
He corrected my spelling during sexting.
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