Where are you???
With some dude on the way to his house to blaze
You went back to a stranger's house????
He isn't a stranger...he used to be on kids, inc.
I love LA.
Just found 50 pesos and a coke spoon in my dads old shit. Gotta love the 70s
just scratched off #34 on my list of things to do before age 30 - drunk in a helicopter.
That shot tasted like Sant Claus came in my mouth. I love the holidays.
I should just wear a shirt that says "Im Sorry" on the front because the second we land in Vegas, I'm going to be a fuckin trainwreck.
Don't be a smartass. I'm trying to fuck a guy who's sober. It's more difficult than you think.
No it was after you showed us his fraternaty letters shaven out of your pubes
Don't mean to be rude. But did you, by any chance, cut down a tree from my neighbors backyard last night? And did you also drag it to my yard and burn it?
They sext over her pic comments. Role playing as wolves.
I was passed out in a dog food bowl tor two hours. Just tapped my dinner beer. I love homecoming.
If you spent as much time trying to get laid as you do masturbating you would surpass all of us.
He's single. I'm single. We should rekindle our eighth grade romance over a box of wine and carefree sex.
And on the seventh day, God carefully sculpted your cock to fit perfectly into my masterpiece of a vagina. Then he rested. Look it up.
Would fucking the college coach be against recruiting rules?
Ran into a tinder match at the bar last night. We spotted each other and started making out without speaking any words to each other. Fuck yea technology!
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