i have it on good authority that she is not as good at giving head as she claims she is
Wow anytime a scalper has i need tix written on the back of a franzia box thats a trusted seller
i remember getting really pissed off when you wouldn't let me sleep in the garage with your cat.
A man pulled out his penis last night and when I said I wouldn't touch it, he said, "that's fine it just needs to breathe".
5 am booty call.. And I went I need to gain better control of my vagina
You should have seen her, she looked like a skinny Jabba The Hutt
That literally makes no sense
Exactly
I just heard my parents fuck. What. The. Fuck. My rooms right under theirs.. My dad barely even lasted a minute. Im almost ashamed..
We all just did coke and we're coloring so if you're sober its pointless for you to come over here
I picked a bad day to wear the catch me fuck me shoes.
Did someone catch you and fuck you?
I'm eating cake, naked, in bed. I am GREAT at being single.
Yesterday you said I was the best.
No. I said you DID your best. There's a huge difference.
The time to say "now you can't go and be strange about this at work" is not as you are penetrating your coworker. NOW its awkward
she's pretty fucking smug for someone who has had unprotected sex with a convicted felon
we've talked on the toilet we're linked now
The party pretty much ended once she shit on the couch
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