My right nipple has been called many things but never a ghost pig
so evidently yelling "gay" everytime your bf tells you how he feels is cause for breakup. news to me
Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet.
Is it any good?
Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that.
Surefire way to sober up: discover that your car is being towed at 2 am.
It was going well until he told me about the 7k he made in college to be in a gay porn
Say what you want, but those Fraggle Rock DVDs have gotten me laid twice.
If I had to give her an idea on what it means to be ur date I would compare it to being Ralph macchio's gf in the first karate kid... That's one of the coolest things I've ever said... I love drugs.
okay, please tell me Cammy is the one who put the picture and note on my desk saying "beat off to this homeboy"
the gays at disneyland are vicious
If you come home and I'm pantsless with cake smeared all over my face, I'm sorry.
Come to Des Moines on Saturday, handcuff yourself to me and drink a bottle of vodka
Eye drops are like seatbelts of being high. Think about it
I'm drinking with a guy who apparently blew my dog sitter.
I went from swearing off of sex to planning a threesome. It's been a rollercoaster of a day.
Did we go to Florida? My missing thong and DL just arrived in the mail. Return address was Tampa.
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