I like to think it a success when the cops are called
I mean don't get me wrong, vaginas are terrifying, they look so sneaky with all their layers and secret compartments and trap doors
Wow, you know I need to stop drinking alone when I pour my drink into my hand and offer it to my dog,
They made my facebook status "I got my period!!!." Every guy I've had sex with at college liked it.
Happy graduation...we are now officially unemployed alcoholics!
dream priorities were more important than voting today. don't tell me you wouldn't keep going back to sleep to find out who would win a fight between oprah and godzilla
i can't sleep with him. he has a scrapbook from the girl he lost his virginity to.
holy fuck that shirt looks so good on him, it was like he was born with it on. that shirt deserves a blow
YOU COME FROM SAD WHALE FAMILY, DEEP IN OCEAN!
Dude, you were dipping oreos in vodka and asking people to try it, "It's so good!"
He's in the hospital yelling at his brother to at least have stuck something "normal" up his ass.
Again?
I just sent you a multitude of sexual pictures...and you responded with a Charles Dickens Quote.
By talk him into it I assume you mean blow him into it.
Is her birthday actually on cinco de mayo? That makes so much sense
Like if it it's practical for your sexual health I'm allergic to it AKA REGULAR CONDOMS
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