i want tt clbm rinabw nd ride uncrn
what?
i wnt tto climb a rainboww and ride a unicornnnnnnnnn
Vibrating panties would be amazing during this conversation!
Santa Clause just drove by me on a fire truck. Epic night begins.
Is a box of franzia too insincere of a gift for "i'm sorry I backed into your toddler with my car"?
I had a dream last night that you and me were eating cheesecake and according to my FATHER I was moaning really loud in my sleep. I seriously have issues.
This has been the most pleasant arrest experience I've ever had.
Bring gay.
By that I meant the rum. I just realized that my request made no sense. You always bring gay.
GLITTER SLIP N SLIDE MUTHAFUCKAH~
I just don't understand how she's willing to go through so much planning and effort just to get a dick inside of her
I don't want random pictures of your morning wood. It's like, what a glorious morning oh a penis.
he keeps various drugs in his kitchen cupboard like groceries. that is my new life goal as an adult.
I'm worried about how taking care of my mom's dog while being on acid will go.
She was calling him Bob Saget and asking him to buy her shots....how do you think the night went?
Remember that time we were together? Yeah, I don't miss that.
The only food I have to eat is weed gummies and magic mushrooms... This is peak 34
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