Yes, it's true. 4 fingers.
Is it possible for Craig Seger to wear a normal suit and not look like an asshole on national tv?
i would totally change schools right now just to be that new girl everyone wants
okay I may or may not have wrapped my body pillow up in your t-shirt and sprayed it with your axe and am now spooning with it.
again? I'm starting to get a little creeped out now.
My bracket is officially just a list of teams that lost.
Getting blown during the Cavs game doesn't make it any less depressing.
Thought I woke up to a girl giving me a handy. It was a male nurse inserting a catheter.
we ended up on her 9 year old brothers bed and he saw the whole thing.... now he will know how to use his equipment
He seriously just asked the doctor if taking the medicine for chlamydia was going to cut into his drinking time. Never let it be said that he is not dedicated.
No more scars from drunken holidays, people are starting to notice.
I really want to shower but i'm afraid i'll sober up. My mouth feels like a stripper pole too...
I found them. Thank God. Now I'm gonna have to take a Xanax for the panic attack I almost had trying to find my Xanax.
People trash cargo shorts, but I'm like, sorry I had room for beers and you didn't.
another side note: i'm officially selling my underwear on the internet
I honestly think sometimes all you need is a $2 alcoholic punch poured from a jug into a big glass to feel better. I guess abblebees is my new problematic fav
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