We discussed how the marijuana was making the dopamine float around our nucleus accumbens last night when we were high. Yet another example of how our science classes are perverting our good times.
You know whats sad? As I walk past the campus daycare i cant help think, look at those drunk mistakes
you were sitting on your bed looking out the window, rocking back and forth naked, saying how peaceful it looked outside
If you can't find your cat in the morning it's cause i put him in the laundry basket and then put the laundry basket in the shower.
I JUST SAW A SIGN LANGUAGE CATFIGHT
I'm a gay man planning my brothers bachelor party, and he choose someone else to be his best man. I hope they like appltinis and gay clubs. Bastard.
Front seat of an Escalade in a limo-service parking lot. That is all.
pain. pain everywhere. this is why throwing yourself at concrete is a bad idea.
When I was leaving this morning he gave me some candy off his floor to prove he was a nice guy... He definitely knows the way to my heart. Best one night stand ever
Speeding home on my break at work because I forgot to grab my Percocets that I have because getting through work sober's too hard
You kept whispering to me that the guy making your burrito was an angel.
He must've been a bear in a previous life. My nipple is bleeding. Shit's sensitive.
this isn't the first time drunken padiddle ended in a fist fight..
I just watched two birds fight or fuck. It was crazy. Another bird was watching closer and I know that bird understood what was happening better than me.
We went to the midnight donut shop and you hopped the counter and told everyone to "Get the Fuck out of your Bar" but to also "Make yourselves at home".
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