He came all over my face... then said "YOU HAVE BEEN ROBBED!"
What's this douchebags name?
Rob...
he had a blacklight sublime poster, of course i had to do him.
i've hooked up with him and three of his roommates and not a single one of them knows about it..think its safe to say i found the silver lining in a boys inability to communicate
He came into the hospital yelling "HEY EVERYBODY! REMEMBER ME?"
then she kicked a hole in her own door and the next thing you know, brian's walking up to her room with power tools. in no condition to use them
All i know is we had 4 people on a tandum bike, and told the cops we couldnt stop because our momentum was so good.
Dude, you bit through my nipple. Give it a week, damn.
I am "lost the control of my head" high right now.
Obviously he considers you not fucking him as fucking up. Thus making him fuck up. Based on this I believe he should be disqualified from the race to your vagina.
Good. Sleepy. In the middle of a pregnancy scare. The usual.
You guys had reggaeton music playing while dry humping? Definition of romance.
You blew him?!?!
*Am blowing
And I keep taking breaks to write you back, please stop replying.
I had no plans to sleep with him, but he had to stay because of the snow. I always say, don't look a gift storm in the mouth.
I mean I'm completely serious and also drunk.
What a great combination.
I woke up with my shoes on but pants in the fish tank
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