No. You are not the Kate in this relationship. I will do what I want.
Currently looking for a new liver on ebay. Struggle.
I was up until 12:30 making that damned grammar test for my freshmen then I caught myself running through the verb tenses when I was giving him head.
"I have sucked, I will suck, I will have suck, I am sucking..." I've never felt more like a nerdier slut than last night.
My mom is such a hoarder. I found a deer candelabrum last night, it had antlers has candle holders. It was like a redneck menorah.
I've come to accept that no matter where I step in our apartment, your underwear will be there.
Didn't get to fuck her. Had to leave abruptly through window. Explain later.
Can we put your name for the shipping address for penis ice luge?
dude, you declined head because you wanted to tell her about how you put cinnamon in your weed. also, we're low on Chef Boyardee
I'm hungover from arbor mist I'm so white
UGH FUCK THIS TRAFFIC I WANNA SUCK A DICK
Once again, marijuana saves me from going to jail
You're going to love the baby's room.
I doubt it. I can't have sex there anymore. That severely limits the appeal of the room to me.
I just woke up and my ass is covered in honey and my eye brows are shaved off.
So I think my neighbor's name is Olli if I'm hearing the girl the girl he's fucking clearly
Saw my doctor at the bar. He bought me a drink. I think he was looking up my medical record on his phone because he suddenly had to go. syphilis continues to fuck with my life
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