Is pulling weed out of a vagina a good thing or a bad thing?
The camp director doesn't care if we drink and i'm running the rifle range. Someone is going to get sued.
She tased me when I walked in the door. Thought I was trying to steel her weed.
Weird question, would you want to do fetish porn? you get paid.
I tried calming him down but his eyes are rolling to the back of his head and he's yelling "COMA WEED!"
We had sex under a tree in his boss's backyard, then I hooked up with his best friend. I don't even care how I got home.
I dont even remember coming home... All my stuff is strewn randomly around my apartment... And I woke up at 5 sitting propped up in my bed with just my arm in a shirt
Oh I forgot to tell you that while you were in the bathroom last night I made friends with a gay man named Rodger from Venezuela and he kissed me cheek and told me I "knew how to shake my thing". From now on we go to the bathroom as a team.
a pansexual with facepaint started fucking a tall black girl on the bed i was sitting on so im going to mcdonalds
You shouted, "LOOK I'M HAWKEYE," and beaned mike with a dildo from across the room.
We broke up. And I told him he better give me my fucking star wars movies tomorrow. Priorities.
I think my sex life is about to turn into a war on two fronts
found a thong and $20 in my right pocket. it's going to be a good day
I don't know..He walked out of your room with a kraft single..and blood on his shirt...He really wanted cheese.
I mean, who hasn’t been fingered in there back of an Uber?
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