and those juicy C cups turned out to be oddly-shaped A's when her padded bra came off.
she is the female version of PC from the mac and pc commercials..i'll still hit tho
I'm ready for this little girl to leave so I can hit the bong already
Apparently everytime he put me down to bed I escaped out the window, I faintly recall climbing into the canoe in the back yard, and air paddling.
I found out during it when he said "my girlfriend never does this" so he's all to blame, I had no idea until half way through.
her boyfriend dumped her for my exgirlfriend. so filming our hookup is pretty much a definite.
Sundays should be dedicated to Girl Scout cookies, sex, and super hero movies.
Hey do you know who I showed my dick to at the bar last night?
I have a huge bruise on my thigh that I am 95% sure is due to you repeatedly throwing me over couches.
I figure a girl that drinks as much as I do should always have pregnancy tests on hand
People spilled so much that there was a thin film of beer on the floor. You took a running start, screamed, "SLIP AND SLIDE!" and slid face first through the drywall.
Let's go one conversation without mentioning cats or alcohol someday.
Fine line between drunken accidental sleepover with your best friend's lab partner and gay sexathon. I did a cartwheel over that line. A CARTWHEEL THAT LANDED IN HIS LAP
Sometimes a man just deserves to get woken up with a blowjob.
I'm soaking her vibrators in tabasco and wasabi paste. "furious" is an understatement
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