how hairy? two words: wookie tits
operation harelip BJ is a go
She made me add her as a friend on fb before she got into my bed... I sense a stalker
what is college for if not random hookup sex?
learning.
i would literally fuck learning if i could.
never trust anyone who drives a pt cruiser.... write that down
in the middle of giving him head in the backseat of my car he taps me on the shoulder, opens the door, throws up three times and then proceeds to tell me how amazing i am.
she tried to deny peeing on the floor last night. she said she wouldn't make it to the bathroom only to pee on the floor
oh but she would
You were a path of destruction, you started with eating half the cake, proceeded by throwing the rest in the sink and dumping water all over it while laughing... then throwing the drunk helmet across the room yelling that you didnt want to wear it... i'd say it was a successful birthday.
You forgot your "boyfriend" from last night on my couch. You're suppose to bring that shit with you.
I may, or may not have licked his face in an Applebee's.
Look, sometimes you have to snapchat a topless photo of yourself in the middle of class just to prove you can. I can and I did. End of argument.
MY LIFE IS HARD OK. I HAVE TO WAKE UP AT LIKE 10 OR 11 AFTER SMOKIG POT AND PLAYING FALLOUT UNTIL 3
This drunk girl kept yelling for water so I dipped a cup in the toilet and gave it to her. She was thanking me all night.
you were on all fours in the front yard puking, but managed to hand the pizza delivery guy a beer and to have a nice day.
You aaa... you ever forget to wipe your ass?
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