Hey you
You're the only one I'll text back during sex. what's up?
naighbors jacking off again. i swear its his friday night ritual, its like he knows the night wont be ending in his favor
ol I'll be okay, it's only a christmas party so the worst that could happen is I end up playing madden naked again
is it bad that upon arriving to my fourth sex toy party the sex toy lady instantly recognizes me?
Dude i think i got lasagna in my eye
Was I wearing clothes when I handed you your keys. Please tell me I was wearing clothes.
21st Birthday Idea: liquor store gift registry. Give me a promotion.
I spiked my fruit smoothie. Taking bikini season diet to a whole new level
So I just did the math and everything in this room except the computer and my clothes has been in my vagina
All I could think of during that funeral was how great I look in a suit, how creepy catholics are, and how horny I am.
I'm making him come over again tonight. I don't know how long this thing will last so I want to spend as much time with his dick as possible.
Wow my largely unnecessary pool of lizard-related knowledge finally came in handy. Are you proud?
I don't know what to say
Do you think it would be weird to add her on Facebook?
You just commited a felony act together, I honestly think we're beyond this.
this vacation is helping with my sexual bucket list so much. threesome, deaf guy, and outdoor sex all accomplished.
Video on mandys page of you drinking upside down was finally put up...too bad all the comments were about me and him fighting in the background while he screamed "BLOW BIG BETSY!'
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