he threw mangos from the tree he was in at people and got arrested for harassment
We made a percocet pizza. And then i made an unfortunate decision.
He made sure to throw up on the Mexico side of the border while we were in line at the check point. Then finished by screaming you an have it back. You can have it all back.
Dude you has no fucking this poptart
What?
I dont know to explain this.
Youre on making sure I dont black out around fat chicks duty
You wouldn't know anything about the tooth on ice in my freezer would you?
On an unrelated note: I'm also a big advocate of the "never waste a boner" theory.
So puking trix and chicken wings is horrible but atleast we got free drinks for taking the trash out at the bar we are really movin up in the world
Just got done fucking the squirter chick. She came when we were in a 69. I now know what it's like to be water boarded.
Maybe I'm just didn't notice and imagined a different penis as a Freudian coping mechanism?
Got high with dad and hunted squirrels in the basement. Is this seriously what my life has come to?
I'll get you through man, I'll be your fairy godmother with better prescription drugs
The yoga party turned into an underwear party because we are all incompetent when it comes to tying bed sheets.
This has been a Party Success Story
You fell in the corner and refused to get up unless someone helped you. And then you crawled under the pool table and took a nap.
I'm highly inebriated watching star wars, this text was sent via the force
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