Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
So i've def seen the girl running for student body VP getting fingered in a bar.
she went to her friend's wedding and caught the bouquet. as the unwilling rebound, can i run away now?
Got free coffee because I told the guy at starbucks the pleats in his khaki pants made his cock look big.
If I don't come back from Italy with aids I did somethign wrong
That was an excessively violent trivia night
I just masturbated to a Jock Jams cd. What have you done today?
Dear slutty diary: I lied about feeling guilty of being a homewrecker in order to have more sex. it worked.
Wait, whatever happened to locking our vaginas in closets?
It's like... Even my horoscope knows I had an awkward threesome last night.
Sorry, I know you're at the airport but a gram of coke is missing so good luck with security!
Dude, I have everything I need for meth here.
YOU ARE NOT ALLOWED TO MAKE METH IN OUR APARTMENT.
You were yelling at the mannequin and saying "DON'T LOOK AT ME"
I was all, oh. I've had tattoos and broken a limb. Waxing my lady parts will be a cake walk. I was wrong.
I think my liver just tried to kill me, we need to slow down
Randomize
