I have no voice and feel like lukewarm beer.
she told me that she was curious about how cum tasted. of course i left you.
Just walked by a guy on campus YELLING 'Im still hammered'
i don't care how ready and willing she is. she is where penises go to die
My dealer's mom died on christmas eve. Is it too soon to see if he's holding?
I am listening to lecture and I can hear us in the background talking about anal beads.
I knew you would eventually ask my secret. Pedialite mix drinks. Works wonders.
He ate me out on the kitchen floor while we waited for the cake to bake. How was your Valentines Day?
I just remember being happy that I got that toilet fixed so I had somewhere close to throw up
I'm just going to eat until there's an actual reason why he wouldn't want to fuck me.
No but I was fuckin done when I realized my acrylic nail caught fire when I was hitting the bong.
I should start prefacing bondage with girls saying "I know you've read 50 Shades, but there is a 33% you're gonna freakout and go home, while I jerk it alone"
Eh, I don't question what my penis likes. It just does what it does.
I've faked every orgasm I've ever had, I think I can fake being sick for 8 hours.
they call themselves the foursome.. thats def means they're up for one right?
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