Those kids are glorified dude-bros. It's banal.
Don't be scared. It'll feel very good. And you'll be clean afterwards. I'm growling right now.
It's 8:30am and I'm drinking.... this is a new low
I want you more than these girls want KFC
Does adding vodka to a protein shake defeat the purpose?
I like how my family gatherings are basically an ugly sweater party just with better beer and wine...
I don't think I'm emotionally ready for this blow job.
only clue right now is the orange grease all on my clothes. debit card denied so I know something weird went down..
If a hot cougar texts u and says "back massage, blow job".... you show the fuck up.
So me and him are making out, and the other two are on the couch behind us. he randomly stops kissing me and goes "oh god I think she just took off her shirt" I look behind me and I see her tits flapping up and down. This man has amazing senses..
Um, would you be up for dick jousting? Stefanie is willing to pay 40 bucks.
Have fun in Vegas! Be safe, use condoms, and take a pic of Jon beforehand to give out when he goes missing. It will help the police.
you'll probably come home to me baked as fuck and shirtless
Like, yea, let's talk sexy but also...LOOK! I SAW A CAT!
no, it was more of an i-don't-think-he-even-knows-what-a-clitoris-is, bad.
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