Drinking non-alcoholic beer is like going down on your cousin.
Sure it tastes the same, but it ain't right.
You were right. It hurts to walk today.
This whole living in Ohio thing is getting reaaaaallly old.
Apparently blazed enough to think that the sizzling meatballs in the pan were calling your name...Ssssteeeeeve
well.. I tried flushing my sandals down the toilet
... I went down on him at the movies. I feel like Alanis Morisette.
come parachute off the vicodin airplane with meee
As a fat white girl from Texas I can honestly say that she gave fat white girls from Texas a bad name.
I'd love to sympathize with you but I'm drunk in a mansion
I CAN FEEL MY HEART BEATING MY WHOLE BODY
No kiss but I got free McDonald's so at least we can focus on what is really important here
We did it to 80's cardio music. Talk about a workout.
learned the hard way that breakfast jack daniels is a lot stronger than lunch or dinner jack daniels.
Google imaged your anal issues. Seems fuckable still.
For someone who's supposed to be gay Greg is really good at seducing me into things I don't wanna do
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