He smothers me through text. I can't even image what he'd be like in person.
A relator touring our house this week saw the picture in our bathroom of steven passed out, yellow faced, with BALLS on his forehead, and had to ask "if that kid was alive or dead".
Blood drive hookups: you will probably faint during the sex, but at least you know neither of you has AIDS
well i just had my first "when i graduated college she was 12" morning
A valiant attempt to obtain a backhoe was made
how many thumbs am i supposed to have at one time
you found the shrooms didnt you
Update- I sold my hat to some drunk kid for 50 bucks. I used my earnings to buy beer on the way home. I realize to everyone else seeing me drinking on my balcony at 6am, I look like an alcoholic, but I'm thinking of it as a night cap
My mom was looking at curtains for me and sent pictures and I had to be like "not the Disney princess pink and purple, more like an acid trip"
Drinking vodka straight from my water bottle because of the debate. I just need to forget.
Birthday are for suffering. TAke some tylenol pm and day-drink tomorrow
Last time we had an ultimatum like that, things went very far south. I'm down, but it's your turn to wake up in a hospital.
It got weird the panthers lost and we started throwing wings at one another
It's the kind of dick you travel across the country for
I feel like that xmas present negates everything we were taught as little girls. Putting out DOES pay. God bless us everyone
and eventually we just all took our pants off
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