I sware she could use her own nose as a dildo.
so my class lasted 15 minutes this morning because this kid puked all over himself..only at radford
The bong broke. we're having a little funeral followed by an inaugeration service for the new one
bring money and cleavage
I was naked with an australian flag taped to my boobs. Damn internationals think they can claim everything.
He wouldn't let me ride him with a Ninja Turtles hat on...
Want to get drunk and look at an xray of my dick?
Cocaine can totally be concealed as MAC finishing powder. Drug dealer creds just went up 120 percent
You dropped my mother on the dance floor. She has a concussion. You didn't apologize. Don't speak to me for a while.
I lose my morals, my dignity, and my selfie stick :(
I don't think you understand...I'm really good at getting drunk
I made a booty call at 3:30 am on a Monday... I think I just became the ultimate female fuckboy. I don't know whether to be ashamed or get myself a trophy.
So...#1 on my TO DO list for college is to fuck someone somewhere in the stadium during the homecoming game...you down?
See I just want a dick that I don`t have to deal with or talk to unless it is inside me. Is that so much to ask for?
She was blacked out at her own party. It felt good to stand next to her while she laid on the floor and say "vomit does not look good on you."
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