He was crying to my sister about feeling like a bad person. Then he groped my breasts.
definitely just fell out of bed trying to plug in my phone. when did laziness start getting painful?
He'd bedazzaled his ass. Im not even that gay...
he said that he wanted to outsmoke the rain, I don't know what that means but I'm gonna go help him
I made out with a bride-to-be last night at the bar. Jesus died for our sins right?
In fairness it was pretty good sex, but I still wasn't expecting the mass cheering and applause he got on leaving my tent
Josh has a goal of being naked in every RAs room this year. He's already 3/11.
He said I was the "egg mcmuffin" of blowjobs. I'm flattered.
That's like being smoked out by a unicorn. If the opportunity presents itself you fucking do it and don't ask questions.
I think someone cast a spell on the lazy stoner rich boy stereotype and it came to life and called me.
Ugh. He got her for secret santa. Idk what to get. Idk what she's into.
... other people's boyfriends.
Some guy I'd never met and didn't invite threw the punch bowl at the wall and set the plastic skeleton on fire. I don't think we'll be getting the full deposit back
Should I apologize to him for saying I wanted to punch him in the face as I was digging through the trash?
This is the second time this month a hookup cried when I left...bro get your shit together bar does NOT equal wife 😬
You kept on yelling traitor and threatened to kill him and everyone he loves because he played beerpong with someone else
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