can you pick up canola oil? she lives by wegmans
who is canola oil?
you're an idiot.
Have you come up with a team name for the beer pong tournament on Saturday?
We can be the stepdads. If anyone asks why say because we beat you and you hate us.
i want to have as much fun as i did last weekend. but plus the condom and minus the fear.
I woke up with the wrong plaid-shirted guy in my bed.
Idk. I woke up marinating in beer on my beanbag. Idk what you mightve done.
He asked if I smoke and I said "only fools like you on the basketball court!" Then I started crying. I think I'm about to have my period.
Let's just say I've never been so continually aware of my nipples before.
Life's too short to be sucking dicks in cars for the rest of my life.
Just watched two people have sex in the pool. Hope you enjoy your yeast infection courtesy of the comfort inn.
I didn't want to see any of his nipples and now I've seen all three. Thanks.
Three of my exes and one of my exes' brothers have hit me up and it's only been a week. I hate semester break.
I apparently asked the cab driver to show us his dick and then he showed me a picture of his girlfriend
Is it day drinking when the suns up like when does that start
asking for a friend
OMFG I JUST SEARCHED DILDO ON THE WORK SHARED AMAZON ACCOUNT!!!!!
we're tipping the strippers with chocolate coins.
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