Is today national text-a-girl-whose-had-your-dick-in-her-mouth day and I just wasn't aware?? I am getting the most random "just saying hey" texts ever and that's the only common denominator.
there are way too many $1s in my wallet for last night to have been 'tame'
I was cleaning out my bag and I found some xanax wrapped in plastic with a note that said "use in case of emergency"
i just woke up to a text from him apologizing for making me eat a full lemon
It just gets louder and louder too...dear god. Her poor vagina.
Makin mac and cheese without you. Definitely seem to do this better inside you. Splashed boiling water on my cock
Sincerely would love to tap that, on a mountain with the wind blowing on your pubes .
I'm not gonna lie. The thing I miss the most about him right now is the air conditioned hotel rooms.
Whiskey and tits go great with anything. Especially fire.
I feel like I smell like bad decisions
*goes to show prof a picture* *forgets tit pic is in camera roll*
Going to give your dick a friendship bracelet.
what is considered shitting yourself?
Like my underwear wasn't soiled, but there was definitely a departure from my asshole.
It's wednesday. OF COURSE HE'S DRUNK.
The people above me are fucking to Miley Cyrus
Randomize
