I got called a slut by a bunch of girls that work at Hooters..wtf is that shit? explain that to me
I woke up on my floor...
I woke up with colors of the wind playing on repeat on my laptop...
I just needed to know whether or not to wear panties to work tomorrow.
last night they convinced you that a sharpie was a new style of chap stick... so when you wake up, you might want to do something about that
Just watched my manager erase "we've been 2 days wo an accident" and change it to "0" these ppl are too high.
Someday, but I will be heavily drugged and there will be no dolphins.
umm, I just masturbated to old Justin timberlake on MTV jams. in need of dick ASAP
I deserve to be covered in dicks
I'm so excited you texted me but I'm way to high to process it
girl pulled up to the stop sign, got out, threw up all over my hood said happy thanksgiving then drove off
Beer and xanax may be a bad combo, but I don't really care due to the beer and the xanax.
Aint no party like a Broke College Girls Eating Stuffed Crust Pizza party
LMAO. Stop. Men are such gentleman these days. I woke up with no one beside me and you got 6 cents
6 cents and no orgasm 💃🏻🎉
We are so blessed
There is no rule that you can't be in a room with more than one dick that's been inside you.
OMG OMG OMG Ive hit the penis jackpot
It seriously took everything in my power not to sleep with him
What did it come out and serenade you? Lol
It sang to me in the dark. It was magical
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