Just saw a policeman use his lights to go through a red light only to turn them off and go to Sonic...
does wine, beer, and vodka mix well??
dude, everything can mix, this is college.
you dont publicly announce someones alcholism over facebook. you dont out someone like that.
i've decided to use this saturday afternoon to take care of my pube situation
Two man bar crawl was hectic. Just found leaves in my pocket.
Only she could turn her genital wart appointment into a date night.
I am not saying a eulogy for your vibrator.
I drink way too much to have a type. Last weekend I picked up a guy who calls me "baby girl"
Guys with values who care about your personality don't cum on your back the 2nd time they you sleep with you.
The more and more I think about it, the more I realize... it's not ok to just pull over on the side of the highway to pee... I'm sorry I argued that
Before he comes over remember the house standards. Ask yourself "will he stalk my sister or myself in the future?". If the answer is yes, then no, he isn't allowed.
sex, shower, sex, ice cream sandwiches?
I hear my roommate snoring and I feel bad for his girlfriend but then I hear them having sex and I guess it all works out in the end.
thanks for passing me through your vagina 20 years ago today. your the best
In celebration of finishing my homework, lets drink tea w/ vodka
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