Paul doesn't remember going to the bar and slept on someone's porch...doesn't know whose porch...maybe near Howard U.
first i yelled "you cant get it up?" and then in the middle of it i opened a Corona
you know what would be great? if dirt tasted like steak and could get you drunk.
For what it's worth, your chances of anal go up the more she loves you. There's always a silver lining.
I was in a threesome last night that turned into a violent domestic dispute with damage to a hotel. Wish you were there!
it's kind of slutty but what the hell, so are we
he broke off your car antennae to use as a walking stick before he smoked because he claimed to lack the facial strength needed to open his eyes when he's high
Some chick just barfed in my math class. Everyone here is hungover. Yay community college
Just found a bottle of tequila in the washer.
I'm just gonna plan on never getting a bf. everything I touch turns to gay
my mom just left...time to break out that water bottle of wine that I sewed into my teddy bear
Welcome to the difference between being FWBs (remember how we used to see who could get more lap dances a night?) and being in a relationship. Fun, huh?
I found my spirit animal in the shower. It's a sloth/bear that lives in my chest.
Is it just me, or do you see your penis in that hand?
He answered the door stark naked. When I called him on it he shrugged and said 'casual Friday ' Some boys can't be trusted to work from home.
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