You told him your wedding ring was part of your costume. not okay!!
Just watched porn on a 60 inch plasma screen TV... So that's where the clitoris is
there is a baby dancing on the table amidst the smoke of multiple cigarettes. i want to trade lives with that baby.
I don't care if shes your sisters age. Once someone is on my to do list theres only one way to get them off it
Also you know what's worse than drunk texting? Drunk leaving soup on your hot neighbor's porch.
two questions - what stuff of mine was pawned and who has the pawn tickets.
I am far too hungover to deal with the fact I can hear you masturbating in the bathroom.
my vagina hasn't met your boyfriend yet ... makes me sad
So I had sex in a bulldozer lastnight now that's definitely a first...
I'm 50% okay with that amount of body contact... plus/minus 7% based on where blood may flow.
I think I have to break up with him. I just cried, not moaned, screamed, etc, cried, with tears of sadness and disappointment when I came.
The other day, he sent me a snapchat of his dick in the forest. He captioned it "nature nudes."
If I get back to the house before you, I'm setting up the swing. If you get there before me, it's chains and cuffs.
dude. I can hear the air.
His mom knocked on the door during morning sex because we were being too loud...now i have to meet her for the first time
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