what if the hokey pokey really is what its all about?
I miss having pregnancy scares ....at least i knew i was having a good time
As of this morning, vodka still has the other side of my BFF necklace. She treats me right.
dude you apologized to her after she called you stupid. you were like "no i'm sorry, you shouldn't have to be around stupid people, it's my fault"
apparently, i ordered a pogo stick last night. i can't even be mad about that.
I had this image of some guy in a taco truck down by the IMA accosting you for a peep show.
Remember camping when you drank 36 beers to yourself in one day and puked in your tent? Ready for round 2?
He's so hot and there's so much R Kelly and vodka I think I might die.
I may or may not have just let Ash Ketchum capture my wild Pikachu in a parking lot.
Also. I think I just got sentimental over a nude
Giant stained glass jesus is judging my black pleather pants
I sit across from him at graduation so I get to stare at him and think about how I fucked his step brother and laugh to myself
Remind me to NEVER AGAIN mix beer with tequila with beer with whiskey with vodka with rum with vodka.
i really didnt think i was that drunk last night but the txts from unknwn #s that say i like your lace panties are def telling me otherwise
Sooooooooooooo you woke up on a rooftop. Classy
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