so heres a good story. about 6 hrs ago i took a bath with bruce blasting. and 6 hrs later i woke up still in my bathtub but in cold water
What do you think she thinks of us?
I think she thinks we're whores... but ya I think she likes us
she's basically destroyed all of the faith i had that skinny blond girls could be a functioning part of society.
I have a running excel spreadsheet detailing the number of shots in a night and subsequent ability to masturbate
Things got a little weird when he fired up his homemade flamethrower in the living room.
you can SEE the outline of a pad through her jeans. there is no way
I don't want to talk. I just want to motorboat those tits
Do you think a former stripper/heroin addict constitutes as a high risk sexual partner?
Change of plans I'm coming home and shotgunning all the beer we have.
We still need to grow old, buy a house, and drink 40's while wearing old people sunglasses, staring at the young studs mowing our lawn.
surprisingly organic peanut butter is not the best chaser
You got a write up and a first aid award all in the same night. The don was impressed!
Nothing says "I Love you" like my dick in a pizza box
Don't send me heart emojis when you're jacking off.
Well I typed "penicillin a" into the search engine and before I could finish "penicillin and drinking" popped up. Google knows me too well.
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