i think he might wanna be bffs again, but idk cause we're friends again but we haven't been bff since like a year. i don't know what to think...
wow. what a nail bitter. i need popcorn for this. brb
I'll probably hate you when I'm sober
Woke up to a denim duvet cover this morning... why r guys so tacky?
so many types of cookies right now. i'm eating four kinds of cookies that i've made into larger cookie sandwiches. too high. whoa.
Oh that's what I forgot last night.. To make out with her.
We can just chill or day drink or smoke or watch law and order marathon or play just dance 4 or watch a movie or go to the movies or play hide and seek or hug, so many options
Debating whether the Plan B I had this morning would go under breakfast or lunch in my food log.
he shit on the floor last night i'm not venturing down there
I'm seeing double so when I get home can we have a threesome?
She's been with the dude for a week saying she's in love. Yeah so am I. I just opened this beer 5 minutes ago and I LOVE IT ALREADY.
We are in Florida for 3 days. The people in charge of shit brought: a waffle maker, a cheese grater and a SEWING MACHINE
AND NO VODKA
Come to my pity party. It's being hosted in my basement. The theme is ambiguously sexual cuddling and wine.
Its like I've been given a sexual blank check.
Phone keeps correcting good morning to "food moaning" and I like the way it thinks.
Hitting up all my dealers for my birthday grams is paying off
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