I'm not saying he's gay. Just that he prob knows what a dick tastes like
just went trash diving in my work clothes for weed. A&E's intervention here i come.
what date should I let him know how fucked up I am?
Rolling one last joint on my Psych textbook before trading it in. I might actually cry.
Why doesn't he get that I would rather give him blow jobs than be in a relationship?
Do you know what's great about Canada?..... There will always be a Tim Hortons on my walk of shame route
Instead of medicine they should just give ecstasy. Also I'm tingly and can't find u guys. A gay man just said he loved me... :( / :)
I was making out with him, and then his friend randomly took off my pants and started going down on me. My first semi-threesome was a success.
Me too. We could do it like prostitutes. No kissing on the mouth.
Late night whataburger runs are great, except if you're the one that gets left black out drunk puking in the backyard drinking from the water hose
Hey do you eat chocolate chip pancakes with bacon in?
DO NOT MAIL ME A PANCAKE
He initiated the conversation by sending me a picture of his penis at 4 am
That hot guy just got to class and he's eating a bagel sandwich. I dunno which I'm more attracted to
how much of this shit do i need to take before i think its a good idea to set the house on fire and scream satanic mantras?
My alcoholism is old enough to drink.
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