At Bonnaroo. Just saw a couple emerge from a port-a-potty. Romantic?
New scientific discovery: The hypothetical attractiveness of a woman increases exponentially as her skirt:boot ratio approaches zero. Nobel Prize in my future?
Everytime I sleep with him he gives me another hint to what his tattoo means. I'm like a slutty Nancy Drew.
I just realized there's an entire generation of children that will never know Alex Trebek had a mustache... Sad.
was it good sex?
i mean it was good for how drunk we were. and for how big the closet was
there's nothing like the elf drinking game to get me in the christmas spirit.
I woke up this morning covered in blood and peanut butter. I am now safe from vampires with nut allergies.
I just told a kid I was in a wheelchair because Santa shot me due to me being on the naughty list. You should have seen this little bastards face
We were fucking at break-dick speeds.
gymnastic barn sex. fuck i wish i hadn't blacked out
Fairly certain I cracked a rib. Masturbation is not for the weak. I die now.
After I was kicked out of the last frat I blacked out, woke up in the hospital with no clothes no phone and no idea what happened last night. But i got hospital socks, thats a win in my book.
why am i naked
you took off your clothes at the party and some guy took them home
oh the usual. high as balls and crying about the hunger games.
At this point, I wouldn't be surprised if he laughs at all of our attempts to keep him sober.
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