she complimented my bra when we were hooking up. this lesbian thing has its upsides
There are babies in the room i shouldnt be high with babies in the room.
I think I'm going to make a pina klonopin before class.
you got me arrested i just think that goes without question you owe me a blowjob
Afraid I'm about to get arrested. Complicated situation but not a joke. If I do not text again that all is clear within 90 minutes kindly begin bail process. I have the cash to repay as soon as I get home. Details later.
I like to take my ritalin one pill at a time with each pill spaced out a couple minutes so I feel like I'm going super saiyan when they kick in.
You said you'd make me a thank you card for taking care of your drunk ass. I'll be expecting that monday.
I was grossed out that all their candles smelled like vagina and then I remembered where my fingers had been.
dude he's still passed out in my bathtub. and his dick is half way in a 40 bottle... i really hope he was just trying to piss in it
You having your own car has severely reduced the amount of blowjobs I get.
In my top drawer right now, there are see's chocolates, condoms, weed, and my vibrator. One way or another, this is going to be a good night
Why the HOLY HELL is my dog on my roof??? Sam?? Why is the dog wearing my pants
I woke up and he already had a joint rolled waiting next to the bed. Love.
Thrres cinnamon everywgte. Plead cine get me
I’m sorry I pressured you for dick pics.
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