what time did you get home last night?
SO late...when your in the lap of a 35 year old superstar you loose track of time
He said to me " i could be your father but i dont care"...it was so hott
He walked in AS I was cumming. Now even my father knows I'm a squirter.
people who like being in relationships make me feel bad about myself.
Im pretty sure it started going awry when I asked their mom "How much would it cost me to sleep with your daughters"
I recommend just blowing him. It's always the way to go.
she scratched her sororities letters into my back when she was done. i think i was part of some sick game. sick twisted sexy game
Sad Megan is Sad
Have you been drinking my beer?
I'm just chillin on the bathroom floor
Haha oh no
The bathroom floor is like my second bedroom on the weekends
Riding the train home at 6 am for class still drunk is losing its novelty in my junior year
right now I need to figure out a smart way to get an accurate picture of his dick so I know what in dealing with, right now in flying blind.
I knew it was going to be a good night when my mom said "Have fun, be safe...wait, do you need any weed for tonight?"
She just won 2 Grammys at 17 and were sitting here hotboxing our half bathroom
Hypothetically speaking, when I get a sugar glider would it be frowned upon to bring it Ito classes with me in m pocket?
You ate my ass why wouldn't I remember you
Your Saturday night was spent at the opera, mine was spent exchanging naked pics with a hot middle aged man that is so ripped that he looks like he's photoshopped. This is why we're blood sisters. We balance each other out.
I hate you so hard.
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