Is Jonathan Taylor Thomas a gay? I need you to google search it for me. Its important
the next morning i told him i was impressed that he remembered my name. he said it wasn't that hard when "tracy
You kept hiding marshmallows in the freezer saying "they would never think to look here"
Take my keys. Load me into the vehicle. Drive. Get food. Come back. These are my demands.
He just showed me a video of his erect penis moving to the beet of the music when he was high, I think I'm in love.
This guy just told me he wanted to bathe in bong water with me and then tried to lick my nipple through my bra. This could be love.
I got stood up on a date. They are singing "dancing with myself" on karaoke in my honor.
by the end of the night two people were passed out at the table, three on the couches, and one in the bathroom. it looked like someone pumped sleeping gas into the middle of a dinner party.
The fact that every guy you've slept with since you've lost virginty either have the same first or last name isn't normal.
I feel like I'm going to get the reputation of being the girl who brings her dog with her to all her random hookups.
I'm almost too hungover to function. Got into the wrong car by mistake. there was a rotweiler in it. Thank god he was more confused than i was for a minute.
i know. like I have the nerve to talk about poverty. I eat peanut butter out of the jar.
I peppersprayed myself last night. Sigh.
Waxing your own asshole is awkward and difficult at best.
Dude she literally licked him. He was covered in cheese and in her high state what else was she gonna do?
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