lol earlier she was acting like a normal gf... and then BANG! shes touching herself again...
theyre just this beautiful family of functioning alcoholics. i want them to adopt me.
she quoted hannah montana in her facebook status. i will never be speaking to her in person again.
she added me on facebook and her celebrity doppelganger is rosie odonnel. FUCK
Canada: barely better than America at a sport they invented.
I was. I was trying to blow bubbles in the toilet after I threw up in it. They had to carry me everywhere. I lost a sock.
Found my puke from September encrusted to the floor under the dresser while cleaning before move out ..... Oh Freshman year
I think im definitely allergic to shell fish. Or hungover. Probably both.
How does "I'm not drinking tonight" turn into body shots?
Drunkkker than when I told the drag queen she was prettier than me
I want a burrito.
Truly, you are the voice of a generation.
Is YOLO really just a socially acceptable way to say you enjoy putting things up your nose?
I remember because you made a pirate noise when you came.
Teacher vividly described one of the times he did shrooms, sat down, sighed, and told everyone to go do drugs and let us out 15 minutes into class. I love community colleges
The fact that you cheered yourself on while you puked saying it was your first college puke, blacked out, and sang taylor swift to the toilet confirms the fact that we are related. I've never been more proud.
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