Hey you
You're the only one I'll text back during sex. what's up?
I like the name aiden. he likes stella. I told him they're coming out of my vagina, and I will name them what I damn well please. Stella goes.
....ANDDD I just became confused during sexting and sent my mother a text describing a "porno-worthy cum shot."
she got pretty angry when i tried to superglue her fingers together.
He still hasn't made a move, so I slept with his brother last weekend. Maybe sibling rivalry will motivate........
I'm going to do lines of vitamin c I cannot be sick for halloween
These days, you and me are swimming in dicks.
Marco
Polo
I've started drunk signing up for 5ks. Who even does that?
It's only just- an eye for an eye, a tooth for a tooth, a nude for a nude
He came on my face and he was genuinely concerned about getting it in my hair. I'm marrying him.
The first thing you did was give us a tour of the house and showed us who was "on-limits" and "off-limits"
He let me share his family pack of hot pockets with him. Chivalry isn't dead after all.
Being drunk at Chick-fil-A is a dystopian experience
he sent me a picture of him holding out his pinky so we could pinky promise. i have to fuck him now
I cannot believe I am seriously having a conversation about my best friend's sexual prowess as a dream lesbian.
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