I boned her and wore a Freddy mask once. It was pretty lol
accomplished twins. life is a go
Wow, haven't had to deal with the 'stoned at the dinner table' scenario in a while
I'm going to come in a little later this morning....there's no heterosexual way to say this....$1 flip flop sale at old navy
Wella between the drunkards, the inevitable slutty costumes, and someone doing a BODY SHOT OFF A PREGNANT GIRL, i lost my halloween spirit. Bah humbug.
drunk doesnt even begin to explain it. he said he was going to get playing cards from the lobby and came back 20 minutes later with a full set of sheets.
You know its a good sign when a girl asks who everyone is AFTER she flashes her tits to the room.
He apologized for his naked psychotic episode and then we had goodbye sex on his sailboat
He told the cop he was underage, handed the cop his ID, and the police report read "I then informed the suspect that he was not, in fact, underage"
So ive narrowed my options down to getting food or masturbating. Don't judge me
And I'm stuck at home while my dad's in vegas hanging out with Zach gali... Zach... That guy from the hangover
This ice cream is 10x better than the sex I had yesterday
Recliner chair sex has moments of worry....just don't.
Vulcans are sexy now IT HAS BEEN WAY TOO LONG SINCE I'VE GOTTEN LAID
I was trying to get nudes from last night and ended up getting a family portrait!
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