Nicole vs. Life
why is allison so mad at me??
me and her walked into dans and you yelled "hello my dear alli, you're looking mighty overweight today!".
crap..
There is a bruise on my cock the size of a golfball. Bad sign.
get to allyx's house asap
Ok is everything ok
Yeah, theres just lesbians
omg yes on my way
It ended with me crying and eating pizza in my closet.
Then mom squeezed my boob and said, "Dad would go nuts if I had these..."
GO AHEAD, BITCH, GLARE AT MY WAFFLE ONE MORE TIME. I WILL FUCK YOU UP.
Dude, you can't even imagine the trip, I actually thought that there were Care Bears sitting next to me at the bar, I'm pretty sure I started hitting on the pink one.
Wrestling for my wallet turned into us almost having sex in the middle of the hallway
I don't think I can recall what a 23 year old cock felt like if one slapped me in the face.
Well he has a golden retriever set as his background so there's no way he was filming us having sex
Yeaaaaa...im super disgusted with myself lol...which is interesting, considering all of the things I have done in my life...
I think i just made eye contact with his roommate... while doing reverse cowgirl. Yup i have no shamee
Ahhh, the bane of our relationship.... His mediocre penis
yeah i ran into him at the bar at 11pm. he started talking about engineering and the next thing i know it's 4am and i'm naked on top of him.
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