So are you the girl that gave me herpes? or was that the girl from the night before
Ran into him today. He apologized via facebook. sometimes I hate our generation
he passed out on the stove with a cup in his hand. yes the pictures are hilarious
No driving. The car is spinning. I am praying for mcdonalds.
I head back to the dorms in less than a week I'm not ready to see my roomate naked that much again.
He went down on me while I had rollers in my hair. I've never felt more like a lady.
I just very easily got pretty high off of one bowl of shitty dirt weed. I'm a sad excuse for who I used to be.
So good news, aparently I blacked out and tried to go in the back of the mcdonalds to thank the people for makin my fries
It was like something out of a fucked up fairy tale. He just crowdsurfed over to her while riding a keg, said "come sail with me", and then the crowd carried them off into the night. What.
Were you seriously humming twinkle twinkle little star while cupping my balls?
She paid me 300 bucks to spank her and call her Baby Jane. Then we drank half a bottle of sippin whiskey. I'd call it a twelve out of ten.
I found a loose wire in my thermostat. Couldn't find the pliers, so I used a nipple clamp to fix it.
She has an alarming number of pictures with cat ears but the sex is amazing.
he was almost the father of your baby, you should let him take you to dinner
When we were finished she immediately got up, cut a star out of a piece of paper, colored it gold, taped it to my chest and deemed me the Sheriff of Sex.
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