Alls I know is that his gf looked like Beyonce and he looked like Babar
I feel like a panda just shit rainbows on my mind
my house keeper must think I'm a prostitute.
I wish they had a smiley of two girls making out
I don't have the money to get a cast so we made one from stuff at the craft store.
Went to the career fair today..I handed out many resumes to find out later that they say I have a bachelor o farts degree...Top that.
she just threw a smoke bomb in an elevator and ran down 9 flights of stairs to see it at the bottom.
We started playin just the tip, then shit got crazy
you were wandering around the street for like an hour singing "nothing but socks on"..an original you wrote after the 12th shot i believe
I really don't think you should have 'baptized' your tattoo in vodka the same night you got it.
so my mom thinks I'm picking you up just to go buy you liquor before you go back to school tomorrow...
I'm ashamed that your mom thinks I haven't already taken care of that.
GET ME OUT OF HERE THE DOCTOR KNOWS HE IS JUDGING ME I DEMAND A PRISON BREAK
Hey I'm coming to get my gin do you want a good luck blowjob for your exam tmrw
Just by hearing the girl outside reciting the info on her fake ID, I know it's gonna be a good night
I hope every time you eat hashbrowns you think about me, the awesome sex we had and how great we could have been.
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