and then I told him he looked like the Gordon's Fisherman dude. I don't think he thought it was funny, because he 'forgot' to pay for my beer.
She asked the class if starwars was based on a true story...
Oh well. haha. i couldn't really understand what she was saying. i just nodded a lot. i guesss she found that sexy.
gotta love spring break
gotta love slutty girls from the south
I would rather get explosive diarrhea at the aquarium than go home alone tonight
That guy is like a clown car of sexy. Just when I think I've seen it all, THERE'S MORE.
AND SOME IN THE TRUNK.
Nothing says "I Love you" like my dick in a pizza box
He had an extremely smooth butt for a man with such rough hands.
Apparently I blamed my BAC on the Saint Louis Cardinals...how is that not a valid excuse?!
if i seriously got my dick up last night, then im taking him to disney world cause thats just fuckin impressive
Girl you're stalking so hard you're gonna know both their social security numbers soon
Dude in the stall next to me shitting and sobbing. Dude another stall over, "Come on bro, you gotta loosen up." This is why I don't shit in public.
You go to class with the flu but don't go when it rains... Get your shit together
I hate to be the bearer of bad news, but yours is no longer the biggest penis I've seen. It is however, still the prettiest.
I have serious attachment issues. I just realized how long its been since ive smoked out of my bong and I feel guilty for dis owning it this week
I want to shoot him sideways (so he can still breathe) in the Adam's apple with my little crossbow.
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