You're never going to guess who I just worked out next to..
Who?
Chris brown
No way... I bet he was intense
Are you kidding? He was prob training for round two
we have officially lost it.
He ate me out. It was like watching him trying to win a pie eating contest
better question... why wasnt i wearing a cape the previous 20 years of my life???
My mom can no longer prohibit me from smoking pot..I sell to her boyfriend.
She tied me up with her honor cords...
Thats stupid. Your future is a life of less pay for the same work. Free drinks is how capitalism reimburses women for its inequality. & youre not even taking it!
She tried to beat him up using a half gallon of Bacardi, instead she got tangled in Kayla's hanging bra and broke a lamp. She can party with us anytime.
I mean I'm into guys with money but more into guys I'm actually attracted to
yeah i guess i'd rather he was hot than rich
wow i don't know if that qualifies as growing up but if it does i'm all in
I know now that the cab driver can get me a 10 dollar blow job. I'm practically a local.
Like I'm getting finger banged and my family is making cookies in the kitchen. Talk about terrifying
I'm trying to find a fanny pack so I can bring pizza on my run
For someone who wanted a break I'm getting way to much dick
Upstairs definitely just had sex while I wrote you love poetry. That was a fun experience 🤷🏻♀️
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