His internet searches, listed chronologically: sex slave, volunteer sex slave, lava
if you hear someone banging on your door early in the morning, it's me with some breakfast burritos, so don't be alarmed
hooking up with my manager sounds like an even better idea while i'm sober.
when i got home i made myself toast with butter & put pasta on it. I know this cause it's all over my bed.
he put $150 on the cabs dash so 9 of us could pile in and ride 3 blocks to the apartment.
He doesn't need to speak English. He needs to speak sex.
Sex last night was mind blowing. your wife is one lucky lady.
Nope not happening. When I close my eyes the floor moves. I'm going to enjoy this free roller coaster.
I literally stopped banging her when my ESPN app alerted me that the Spurs had won. That's how much I hate Lebron. I would rather watch him cry in the post game interviews than get it in
You are attracted to power and since you can't date the married old guy you have to go for the next best thing - his gay son
We literally laid down in the back of my car and had sex in a parking lot and it was in the top 3 best moral-less decisions I've made.
I was told I look like trouble once and that was by a fireman at the sex show. I was carrying two beers and a penis pinata.
I'm intrigued by how his mouth tasted the same as his dick.
God I miss you. I would very much like to have sexual intercourse with you. I'm home eating chicken alfredo.
i don't know what it is about you being around kids that makes me want to screw your brains out
That is the creepiest and also the sexist thing you've ever said
i think it's like a sexual celebration of not having kids
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