remind me tomorrow that nothing happen between me and the guy who's shirt i'm wearing
my girlfriend just informed me I need to get tested and so do you
girlfriend?
i was so blacked out at my family party.. my mom gave markers to all my little cousins. i was tagged by 5 year olds.
I should just tell him this. He doesn't need to be all nice and ask me on dates and to do gay stuff like hangout during the day. I'll still sleep with him regardless.
Have thirty minutes until my shift starts. My heart says liquor store but my future says no
I feel like I've been drunk all of June. And I am in NO WAY ashamed about it.
Did you sleep with Connor? And who undressed me? There's a picture of two guys peeing out my bedroom window. What happened?
hes supposed to be my fuck buddy. im not supposed to see him on his knees praying by my bed when i walk into my room.
My hope for you over spring break is that you can be some disease free girl's random spring break mistake.
Lets go hit some boners bro!
I appreciate the acceptance and inclusion, but that's not how we gay men talk.
Everybodys gonna want to make out w me dressed as big bird
Big bird is like some childhood daddy fantasy come true for carnival
Best day ever, my junk is bigger than Kate Uptons boyfriends. Yay for Fappening day!
I spend so much of my life shaving my body hair off and I want nothing more than his beard in all my hairless places.
The vodka gummy bears are so strong. If I die of alcohol poisoning, please tell my dad it was single malt scotch.
the fact that your 21st birthday is also new years eve is pretty much a death sentence
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