If Jon and Kate can get divorced...how hard can it be for me?
they had a keg party to fund her abortion.
What's the protocol for seeing the two girls you've been sleeping with in the store WHILE buying condoms?
3some
You're right, stupid question.
Its official. Girls from Indiana do not give rim jobs.
Hold my feet while i lean out of the window of the truck.
I'm hoping he'll tell everyone how great in bed I am. Well, how great in bathroom floor I am.
You didn't know it was a gay bar until the 7th guy rejected you. You were crying because you thought it was just a bad night. No more for you.
Just warning you now f you do not get intoxicated with me in front of the family on thanksgiving we are not related.
So the night ended when we tried making fireworks out of gunpowder and oregano. You can figure out how that went.
I can't feel my clothes. I'm convinced I'm naked
You will never be paid again to get drunk and tell off cops without being arrested. Once in a lifetime opportunity
You're right. Fuck my job. I'm in.
Some guy I'd never met and didn't invite threw the punch bowl at the wall and set the plastic skeleton on fire. I don't think we'll be getting the full deposit back
Do you think if I had a tempurpedic bed he would still be able to feel me fingering myself after we have sex?
What a weekend. It started with me realizing i might not be straight and ended with me spraining my foot.
She just texted me saying "come over and eat me out, my vagina smells like honey glazed ham." I know I shouldn't be, but i'm just so curious.
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